Banda(B.Tech.) does not pay

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Five feet five, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Banda(B.Tech.) doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.Oh, did I mention that the driver was five feet five too, but thin, and basically meek? Well, he was Jenny,in fact. Naturally, he didn't argue with Banda(B.Tech.), but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened, Banda(B.Tech.) got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on Jenny, who started losing sleep over the way Banda(B.Tech.) was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He went to China's Shaolin and learnt karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when he was back to job, when Banda(B.Tech.) once again got on the bus and said, "Banda(B.Tech.) doesn't pay!,"Jenny stood up, glared back at him, and screamed, "And why not?!?"

With a surprised look on his face, Banda(B.Tech.) replied, "Banda(B.Tech.) has a bus pass."