A dude

Btw, jenny is a boy, not a girl, and yeah, it was me whos created that nickname for him four years ago in college ;).

jenny in english (chinese)

jenny ::

English: He`s cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: You cant park here
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: I bumped into a table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni

English: It`s very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English: Stay out of sight
Chinese: Can Si Yu

Wakay, bbye for now, Adios guys, catch up with u later.

King Of The Jungle ................... :))

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon.
The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant - "Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset about it!"