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i have a dream, a dream of a million seas, a million blue seas said the king
and then, said the saint
i will make my fleet the most powerful in the world and conquer all of them
and then, said the saint
i have a dream, a dream of a million mines, a million gold mines said the king
and then, said the saint
i will be the richest king in the world and my kingdom the richest
and then, said the saint
i have a dream, a dream of a million wives, a million beautiful wives said the king
and then, said the saint
i will be the luckiest husband in the world and the most loving
and then, said the saint
i have a dream, a dream of a million horses, a million strong horses said the king
and then, said the saint
i will be the king to all the powerful warriors in the world and my army shall know no bounds
and then, said the saint
at this point, the king was a bit perplexed and looked at the saint
and then, said the saint
but maharaz, i have told u all that i want
at this point the saint puts his hand into his bag and takes out a small can
he gives it to the king and says "dude, all u need is a red bull"
"oh my God, red bull gives you wings".
*the views stated above r those of the author and this is no attempt in any way to spoil the image of anything or anyone.*

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cat: u know? of late, i am becoming more and more famous

rat: so what? its due to ur kittens that u r fames growing

cat: but the kittens r after all my children

rat: i would not put it so

cat: and y not?

rat: itz bcoz the older kittens did most of the hard work

cat: do u mean to say that the new kittens are not working as hard

rat: i never said that, anywayz, who am i to say that

cat: u confuze me

rat: as indias pop keeps growing so will the size of the middle class

cat: yeah i heard of that one too, indias middle class pops now equals the total pop of usa

rat: u see, as the middle class grows, so will the number of aspiring kittens

cat: its not the only reason though

rat: i agree, and the craze is more the actual thingy

cat: is craze a good thing?

rat: maybe, again, who am i to tell whether craze is a good thingy

cat: u r pretty complicated

rat: i am actually not complicated

cat: atleast u appear so to me

rat: do u know why?

cat: i dont know

rat: thats because u havent moved exactly with the times

cat: what do u mean

rat: ur core still remains the same

cat: my core?

rat: yeah, ur core

cat: how do u say that?

rat: kittens have moved over milk, meowing and makeup

cat: do u want me to change then too?

rat: who am i to tell u to change?

cat: u r supposed to have an opinion

rat: i have one, but who am i to decide ur course?

cat: u know, u ask more than u tell

rat: thats how life goes on

cat: y dont ppl think like u

rat: they do

cat: oh really, do they?

rat: they do

cat: y dont they tell me then?

rat: thats because u havent given them ur number

cat: how r u talking to me?

rat: thats coz u and i r fiction, written by this dude called *guddu*

cat: oh, i forgot, hi *guddu* how r u

rat: now he remembers, anywayz, better late than never

*guddu*: hi cattie, hi rat, i am okay, blogging about both of u

cat: oh, thats wonderful

rat: whats so wonderful about fiction?

cat: y r u so questioning about everything?

rat: what did u just do?

cat: what did i do?

rat: again, u did it too

cat: oh questioning, thats in my blood

rat: and so its in mine too and in everyonez

cat: cant u answer everything straight?

rat: u tend to question more than me

cat: whatever

rat: though to answer ur question, if i answer straight, i would become a kitten too

cat: so u dont want to become one

rat: well that depends on some factors

cat: and what r they?

rat: this questions out of syllabus

cat: theres nothging called a syllabus

rat: that why u r so wild

cat: who r u to call me wild?

rat: see ppl get angry even when someone tells them their opinion

cat: oh, so it was an opinion

rat: yeah it was

cat: and y did u have to tell me?

rat: coz ven i was silent, u asked for it and when i tell it to u, u ask y i did, great

cat: well as i told questioning is in my blood

rat: that is not all thats there in ur blood

cat: well whats more in store then?

rat: a lot more

cat: how do u know?

rat: i know u since a long time

cat: what more do u know about me?

rat: that question is out of syllabus

cat: oh, here it starts again

rat: u started it

cat: agreed, i am hungry

rat: well, theres a huge pop waiting to get into u

cat: bbyee

rat: bbyee.

*guddu*: the opinions posted above r purely personal and those of the author, intended for fun and not at all intended to spoil the image of anyone or anything.

Telugu Proverbs In English

All these are Telugu proverbs.
1) Education coming Mind going
2) Sitting, eating mountains melting
3) Marriage coming Vomiting Coming No Waiting
4) Aunty property so-in-law donating
5) Rameswaram going Saneswaram not leaving
6) Smiling lady crying gent don't believe
7) Hands' burning leaves catching
8) Ramayan hearing rama sita a relation what
9) Jogi Jogi rubbing ash falling
10) Crow baby crow kiss
11) Gents salary ladies age don't ask
12) 100 lies tell do one marriage
13) For jaundice man all looks green
14) Village marriage dogs hurry
15) Gangi cow milk thumbsize enough
and the grande finale.............
16)No wife, No stomach son's name somalingam.

The Milligram Story Part II

The stops came and went, the journey(my state of rest) embedded with moments of motion took me next to HAL / Airport, the next bus stop. Peeping outside, I see a small girl, in dirty rags carrying a baby and begging. And amidst the rush in the bus, I see a limping youngster trying to get into the bus. The people sitting in the front seat promptly got up and offered him the seat. He was carrying a file, loaded with documents (I guess), ......... one so typical of youngsters about to appear for an interview. He sported a familiar smile, flashing his teeth.........at once I remembered nalli dudes smile...........those were the days, I thought smiling within myself, the bus started moving again. Theres a long stretch of road after airport till we reach the next stop called Marathahalli, where the jamz are always minimal and the bus moves very fast normally. My memory(ram) got loaded with the graphics of nalli dudes room filled with bolero, jenny and pammy on the bed and nalli dude sitting on his pc, playing yeti sports.........the penguin throw, trying to beat my previous score..........ya know, this scene was so typical of amir khan looking out of his car window in dch and recollecting good memories with his friends.........okay okay, if i go on..........bolero will be the first one to say that i have started senti........ing in the midst of a nice blog. Marathahalli came, people got down in herds and as many got in again.............lo, it started again, I thought and heaved a sigh, a big one. I kept getting these words to my mind :: how did it all start, how did i end up going to a posh office in a remote area of bangalore, how did it all come here............images flashed before my eyes............of my getting through to ibm at college, and bolero, jenny and nalli all of them getting into tcs, nalli getting a couple of dresses as a present the same night, pammy into oracle and later one night when i was studying for m$, pammy telling me at around 11 pm that hes into m$.............why in the world did i end up here, away from my world, my family, my friends, iiit, etc., and then i recollected those dreadful nights of my first month at bangalore and at ibm, working all through the night and at the same time studying and preparing all the stuff that i hate the most and applying to everything possible and trying to increase my contacts, .............. i successfully worked my way through to saplabs and my life if not the best, started being better. Also, i let a 1kbmoment of spacetime of my memorycpu be spent on the time wasted for desperately trying to make it to G and m$..................to be continued.