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cat: u know? of late, i am becoming more and more famous

rat: so what? its due to ur kittens that u r fames growing

cat: but the kittens r after all my children

rat: i would not put it so

cat: and y not?

rat: itz bcoz the older kittens did most of the hard work

cat: do u mean to say that the new kittens are not working as hard

rat: i never said that, anywayz, who am i to say that

cat: u confuze me

rat: as indias pop keeps growing so will the size of the middle class

cat: yeah i heard of that one too, indias middle class pops now equals the total pop of usa

rat: u see, as the middle class grows, so will the number of aspiring kittens

cat: its not the only reason though

rat: i agree, and the craze is more the actual thingy

cat: is craze a good thing?

rat: maybe, again, who am i to tell whether craze is a good thingy

cat: u r pretty complicated

rat: i am actually not complicated

cat: atleast u appear so to me

rat: do u know why?

cat: i dont know

rat: thats because u havent moved exactly with the times

cat: what do u mean

rat: ur core still remains the same

cat: my core?

rat: yeah, ur core

cat: how do u say that?

rat: kittens have moved over milk, meowing and makeup

cat: do u want me to change then too?

rat: who am i to tell u to change?

cat: u r supposed to have an opinion

rat: i have one, but who am i to decide ur course?

cat: u know, u ask more than u tell

rat: thats how life goes on

cat: y dont ppl think like u

rat: they do

cat: oh really, do they?

rat: they do

cat: y dont they tell me then?

rat: thats because u havent given them ur number

cat: how r u talking to me?

rat: thats coz u and i r fiction, written by this dude called *guddu*

cat: oh, i forgot, hi *guddu* how r u

rat: now he remembers, anywayz, better late than never

*guddu*: hi cattie, hi rat, i am okay, blogging about both of u

cat: oh, thats wonderful

rat: whats so wonderful about fiction?

cat: y r u so questioning about everything?

rat: what did u just do?

cat: what did i do?

rat: again, u did it too

cat: oh questioning, thats in my blood

rat: and so its in mine too and in everyonez

cat: cant u answer everything straight?

rat: u tend to question more than me

cat: whatever

rat: though to answer ur question, if i answer straight, i would become a kitten too

cat: so u dont want to become one

rat: well that depends on some factors

cat: and what r they?

rat: this questions out of syllabus

cat: theres nothging called a syllabus

rat: that why u r so wild

cat: who r u to call me wild?

rat: see ppl get angry even when someone tells them their opinion

cat: oh, so it was an opinion

rat: yeah it was

cat: and y did u have to tell me?

rat: coz ven i was silent, u asked for it and when i tell it to u, u ask y i did, great

cat: well as i told questioning is in my blood

rat: that is not all thats there in ur blood

cat: well whats more in store then?

rat: a lot more

cat: how do u know?

rat: i know u since a long time

cat: what more do u know about me?

rat: that question is out of syllabus

cat: oh, here it starts again

rat: u started it

cat: agreed, i am hungry

rat: well, theres a huge pop waiting to get into u

cat: bbyee

rat: bbyee.

*guddu*: the opinions posted above r purely personal and those of the author, intended for fun and not at all intended to spoil the image of anyone or anything.