Banda(B.Tech.) does not pay

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Five feet five, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Banda(B.Tech.) doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.Oh, did I mention that the driver was five feet five too, but thin, and basically meek? Well, he was Jenny,in fact. Naturally, he didn't argue with Banda(B.Tech.), but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened, Banda(B.Tech.) got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on Jenny, who started losing sleep over the way Banda(B.Tech.) was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He went to China's Shaolin and learnt karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when he was back to job, when Banda(B.Tech.) once again got on the bus and said, "Banda(B.Tech.) doesn't pay!,"Jenny stood up, glared back at him, and screamed, "And why not?!?"

With a surprised look on his face, Banda(B.Tech.) replied, "Banda(B.Tech.) has a bus pass."

Jenny before and after going to China

One day in a TCS training session in Hyderabad, the following event might take place.
Trainer: "All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?"
A trainee raised his hand. It was Jenny from Secunderabad.
Jenny: "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me."
Trainer: "Very Good! Mr. Janardhan".

After returning from Shanghai, in another training session ::
Trainer: "All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?"
Jenny raised his hand again.
Jenny: "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
Trainer: "No, no, not you"
Jenny: "Aaaiiyaaa... let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I`m stupid meeeh..?"
Trainer: "Okay.. go ahead"
Jenny: "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN...GREEEEEN... I PINK it up and I said YELLOOOOW?"

Big Chief

There was this tribal chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out.So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, "Big chief, no fart." The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened.The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."The doctor gives him 1,000 cans of beans and says, "If this doesn't work then nothing will."The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.The doctor anxiously asked, "Well, did it work?"The messenger boy says, "Big fart, no chief!"

The Games I Play

Getting into IIIT Hyderabad was one of the best things that happened to me.
It was here that my liking for pc games grew into a passion.

Age of conquerors, mythology, now awaiting AOE III, Quake III Arena, NFS 5,6, Underground I and II, Counter-Strike Czero, Cricket, FIFA, BZflag, TuxRacer,.............. the list might be endless, you name it, we play it in the lan here.

Being a jack of all trades is not enough to get recognition here, u have to play decently enough for fame. So regular practice sessions are necessary.

If u r not a gamer, you might be bored by now............ sorry for that, I am an avid gamer by heart and soul, ....... wake me in the middle of the night and i will be ther for u to play with, then and there.

Hey, I almost forgot one important thing ................... I play every night and sleep in the morning.

Playing so many games has its own good and bad toll on u.

The more u play, u get better concentration on things, u become dedicated, ur reaction time decreases hugely and ofcourse, u become a good gamer. :)